The Get-Together (Dont read, this is BAD, really BAD!)

Pres-Script: Really guys, this is my weakest Blog post, one that am not particular proud of. The only reason i post is to remind myself and you guys how much i can suck. Well, most of you know already but what the heck, if you want to experience something worse than getting run over by a rabid mutant chipmunk on wheels , this would be just about perfect.

"OOH, A Butterfly!"

"Ok, You,re Drunk" Adit said, cuz the butterfly Harry was pointing at was his nose and it didnt look anything like one. "Yeah, SO FUCK YOU!" Harry said and promptly broke into a crazy laughter at his supposed joke.

"OYE, No Bad Language....Shame on you, , YOU DUMB SHIT" Reet screamed"Remember, you got a LADY sitting here" Harry responded with More laughter. "Lady dee lagdi chachi, hehehehehehe"

"I,m SOO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS HARRY" Reet reacted , " and i am NOT kidding" "Bwahahahahaha, OOh , am soo scared , LOoK! my Hands are trembling" Harry responded, He could be an absolute annoying idiot at times, and he knew it, and unfortunately, enjoyed it.

"Thats IT!" Reet startied to get up. Adit knew he had to do something to break it up, " Meg and I Are getting Married! NEXT WEEK!" .........."WHAT! WHAT de FUCK, REALLY!" REET said, Harry was too drunk to notice, was still laughing. " NO, i just had to see that Look on your Face".....Adit Cracked up Laughin . "L.A.M.E" commened Reet, Harry couldnt care less.

"WHAAAAAMMMMM!!!" Out of Nowhere, Some THING Crashed right through the wall. It Kinda Looked Like a Silver Plate with a Round, spehere on top of it. The sphere thing got dislodged Inside was this Lil Green Guy, About 3 Feet High, With a Long Bulbous , BABOON-esque Nose, and sharp, questioning eyes. Its hair was styled in a slicked -back mafia look , only that they were more tentacles than hair. He Looked a Lil shaken, but more irritated than anything else. "SHMUKHIN SHLITHERINESH" it Cried out as it jumped out, and stomped out of its SPACESHIP?

Reet, Adit and Harry just stared, not sure whether to be scared, surprised or to just try waking up. "WHASH AAKH SHOO OO KIN AATH!?" the Lil green guy snapped at them.

They just stared. Suddenly the Lil Green Guy started twitching , like a LOT. He was twitching all over the place, "he is dancing" said Reet!, "Nope, he is clearly having a fit!" said Adit. "Naah, i think he is about to explode." Said Harry.

And then The Lil Green Guy EXPLODED! "I said so!" said Harry. But Underneath the explosion was Littler, Greener Guy. "HAHAHAHAHA...I GOT YOU! That was my Costume/Disguise! I Scared you good, dint i?"

"Yeah , ok! WHO the fuck are you?"

"I am the greatest warrior from the Planet ASSHBOOGER, and your apartment is the venue of An InterPlanetary Battle for Supremacy! And excuse me, for its time for you to DIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....TEEEHHEEEE, He, he.....OOOO,HOOOHOOO, **Gasp for air**.....HAHAHAHHOOOOOOOOOHuuummmmmmm!

The 3 stared. "i think it WAS kinda funny, hehe" Harry chuckled.

"HEEHE......HE......HE.....HAAAAAA......! Ok, Ok, But seriously U,ve gotta Die!" and Promptly Took out a Light Saber. Right Then, Another Room Wall Crashed and there stood a Mothafuckin TYRANNOSAURUS REX in A Pirate COSTUME, Complete with the Hook hand and the Eye patch and well, u know , you can imagine this. (I am so gonna get a Tattoo of this)

"AAARGHHH........NOT SO FAST, Lil Green Guy!" He Thundered.

"Hmm...Who are YOU Now?"Adit was kinda gettin tired of his apartment getting torn apart "Who do u think i am? I am a MOTHAFUCKIN PIRATE T-REX!"

"So, we meet again, Mothafuckin Pirate T-Rex!" Lil Green guy looked business "You r saying my name wrong, ur supposed to say it with the Caps Lock On!"

"Ok, so we meet again, MOTHAFUCKIN PIRATE T-REX!" and promptle Jumped across the room to attack the Beast with his LightSaber, YEAH!

"Interplanetary Alien Fight! Woohoo! Hey women, get some Popcorn" Harry ordered Reet who promptly ignored it.

The 2 Aliens were having an EPIC BATTLE, A Battle for the AGES, A BATTLE of MEGA-BADASSERY , A Battle of Unrestrained FEROCITY. Also, it was kinda cute, the lil guy looked like a green baby and T-rex holding the big Pirate Sword. But like VIOLENT, GORY Cute.

"What now?" Adit asked. "I bet 500 Rs, T-REX gonna win" Harry said. "You Gotta be kiddin me.............The Lil green Guy has got a Fuckin Lightsaber! and look at him, he is a sneaky lil bastard. 500 Rs, you r on!" Reet Liked Bets.

And just when they were getting used to this inter-galactic battle of space warriors of monstrous proportions, The Doorbell Rung. Adit went to check. He checked through the Door Keyhole.....and standing there was WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.

"Harry, Reet! Its William Shakespeare...should i let him in?" Adit called out.

"Hmm.....wasnt he like supposed to be dead. Like 400 ages ago. Anyways, might as well. Get him in"

Adit opened the door. "Hi, I am William Shakespeare. Art there a Tiny Green Alien and a MOTHAFUCKIN PIRATE T-REX here?". So asked the bard.

" Uhh, Yes There is?" So replied the Adit.

"Oh, Thank the Lord" said Will

"Whats happening Here? And YOU died ages ago. Are you a zombie? and How do you know about the inter galctic space battle?" Harry had a lot of questions

"Oh, Well i didnt really die. I Had been working on the Time-Space continium as u might have derived from my writings. During one of my experiments , i accidentally created a matter consuming Space Warp. To Prevent the destruction of Humanity as it existed, i Flung myself into it and plugged it from inside , but not before leaving a lifeless Clone of myself to Prevent Panic and Chaos" William explained

"Uh, HUH ....we are following" Said the trio of Friends as T-Rex Created a Fart Force filed in the background to obstructs Lil Green guys Deathly Laser Rays.

"So, well, Thou see i am in space and i figured i got to do the Best of the situation. Have been traveling the infinite Meta-Universe ever Since.To Fund It, I got a Job as A Nanny for these kids!" Said William Shakespeare.

"KIDS! FAHK ME SIDEWAYS, This is NOT an Epic SPACE BATTLE For the Ages?. GODDAMMIT!" Harry wasn't pleased.

"Oh, Am sorry. I hope they haven't been much trouble. One minute i go to the kitchen to make them some delicious Home-made cookies and i come back to find them sneaking out on their spaceships. I looked all over the Milky way for them.Thank you so much. Time to Come HOME KIDS!" William Shakespeare said.

"But NOOO.....I don't WANNA GO HOME." Cried T-Rex "Can we stay some more time, PLEASE Lady WILLIE!?" Asked the Lil Green Guy

"Noo....Momma-Papa must be worried sweetie kins. U know what. We,ll shoot down some Planets!"

"OHKAAAY!"

And just like that, The Lil Green guy, The MOTHAFUCKIN PIRATE T-REX and William Shakespeare Left the apartment.

"SOOO, THAT was weird!" Reet Observed.

"Tell me about it!" said Adit

"Hey, They left behind the space cookies.....**Crunch** Yummmmmmmee....who wants same!?"

"FREE Space cookies....YAYYYYYYY!"




THE END!